Deadest Catch

And BAM!

Right out of the gate, Death by Creamy Liquid scores a nice 47 points by having his finger on the non-existent pulse of reality TV.

Captain Phil Harris, who was apparently a man who was famous for catching crabs, has died of a stroke at the too-young age of 53. Truly a tragedy for his family and to all the fans of his show.

But let us not dwell on the negative. Let us celebrate that Death by Creamy Liquid has an amazing score one week into the game. Good job! Oh, and our condolences to the dead guy's family and all.